Вечеринка: Travel - Jokes Please!

Вечеринка: Travel - Jokes Please!

Hello! Jokes Please! is a weekly stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at Little Mountain Gallery.

Humans, monarch butterflies and geese all love to fly to far away, sunny destinations.

Humans go to get some sun and to look like beef jerky as soon as possible.

Monarchs tan beautifully making the other butterflies look like gross, old moths in comparison.

Geese do not handle the sun well, they come back half cooked and twice as delicious as other geese. Why do they keep going even though evolutionary biology should stop them? They aren’t welcome anywhere for long.

Comedians this week include:

Chris Griffin
Kelsey Hamilton
Gavin Matts
Leah Howie
Tristan Simmons MacKinlay
Levi McCachen

Hosted by Ross "Abbotsford is traveling" Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Drinks are 4
Door is 5

A traveling parable:

“Why is far better than near? If here were near aside your dear and there were far unreachable by rental car, then isn’t it bizarre… to go far?”

And you would respond, “PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THAT IT’S JUST A BUSINESS TRIP. AND WHY DO YOU MEASURE WHAT IS OR ISN'T BIZARRE BY WHERE A RENTAL CAR CAN GO? I WANT A DIVORCE!”

And then I would respond, “FINE BUT I’M KEEPING THE RHYMING DICTIONARY.”